My Irritating Children

Just kidding. They are the greatest kids I've ever had. Ben and Rita are in 7th and 11th grade, respectively. Rita is an actress and Ben is tall.

This is what happens when you take
some kids to the portrait studio:

[Yeah, these icon photos are old.]

Ben Click here to go to Ben's Really Cool Web Site which he made (pretty much) himself. When Ben was little he could pedal his special bike in excess of the Earth's escape velocity (he is too heavy to do this now). If you try this, be sure to reenter the atmosphere head first wearing an appropriate ablative helmet. It can now be revealed that Ben is also known as... [Beyond Explanation]

Rita Rita has been on several adventurous canoe trips, including one in August of 2002, further north in Canada than her Dad has ever been (yet). She took some good pictures.