Random Crap
This is my "Random Crap" page.
It's sort of like my old "Rant" page, only better. I'm not totally sure why or how it is
better, it just is. You bet your sweet bippy. Bwa ha ha.
Monday, March 22, 2004
"Jesus Vs. The Zombies"
I found it kind of interesting that after three weeks of "The Passion of the Christ" being number one,
"Dawn of the Dead", the movie about flesh-eating zombies took the number one movie spot at the box
office. Fun.
Wednesday, May 12, 2004
"My Generation"
If there is an afterlife, and if it consists of both Heaven and Hell, and Hell is the worst option,
I'm now pretty sure that my generation, excluding maybe three people, is going to Hell. Maybe one
person will steal Bart Simpson's idea for a life as a hell-raiser, ending in a death-bed repentance.
Maybe. But if we're lucky they will be claimed by sudden death so the rest of us won't be lonely.
We listen to "Parental Advisory" labeled music, we see "R" rated movies like they're "G". We don't
care. Thank God. If we all cared, life would be no fun whatsoever. Seriously.
Friday, June 18, 2004
"Word Of The Day: Nucular"
I, like all educated human beings, am anti-Bush. I want to gat a car for my bIrthday, even if I
can't drive it, just so I can plaster it with entertaining anti-Bush bumper stickers. Some of my
favorites: "Protect the environment; plant the bush back in Texas.", "He's not MY president." and
"Buck Fush."
Tuesday, September 14, 2004
"Religious Preferences"
If you know me personally, which you probably do judging by the number of visits I get, you may know
that I have no religion. This does not mean I'm an atheist or anything, but I just don't know what
to agree with, if anything. What I don't quite get is that if Jesus was a jew, why did they build a
whole nother religion around him? Why not just stick with Judaism? And then you have the lesser
known religions, Wicca, Scientology, not to mention thousands more that I've never heard of. I am
waiting for an argument from all sides of why I should join their religion. That would interest me.
Monday, November 22, 2004
"JFK Reloaded"
WARNING: The following contains some language that I would say, in movie terms, could be rated
PG-13. Don't say I didn't warn you.
You may or may not have heard of the new computer game "JFK Reloaded". It's basically where you take
Lee Harvey Oswald's sixth floor book depository position, and your goal is to assassinate John F.
Kennedy as he rides by in his car. You get more points the more accurate your shots are to what
really happened, and you lose points for missing. I have no real problem with most violent video
games, and actually enjoy some. "Grand Theft Auto" is actually really good for relieving stress.
But this just pisses me off. I wouldn't care if it were just a little computer simulation to attempt
to prove or disprove some theories, or something like that, but to release it to the public is a
whole nother deal. How you get a bunch of assholes that dickheaded together in one office to make a
video game is beyond me. What really tops it off is that it was released today, which, in case you
didn't already notice, is the forty-first anniversary of the entire assassination. Imagining the
caliber of stupidity necessary to decide to make such a game just makes me think: Maybe there's a
reason the word "Assassinate" begins with "Ass". I sent an email to the website (jfkreloaded.net)
complaining to these dicks about how much I hate the whole idea. If I get a response, I'll make sure
to post it on here, but I doubt they'll send me anything back. Either sign my guestbook or email me
(benzic@hotpop.com) with any feedback you have. In short, fuck them.
Friday, February 25, 2005
"Pointless Sh!t"
Hey! This is the first Crapping of the new year! Which is no longer very new, because we're almost
three months in. Anyway, the reason, in case you care, that I haven't written anything on this page
in like three months is because I have a blog. I've been using a lot of my good crap on there. It's
called "Pointless Sh!t," so go to it because it's friggin' awesome. Anyway, it's
here
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